'R' rated CD

 

Greetings

 

Firstly I obtained you e-mail addys from the website of 'Johnny's Jokes' what a great site that is, we need laughter in this world.

 

NEW CD

 

A new CD will be released in November (limited stock). The CD will contain 12 tracks of Bawdy ('R' Rated) songs - some are traditional and others fairly new. I have been performing Stand-up comedy for 6yrs - and now releasing my first CD.

 

A follow up CD will be released mid next year.

 

 

Title:   RED LIGHT MARY

 

1.   Red Light Mary

2.   Her Rim Ram Roo

3.   The Good Ship Venus

4.   A Sailor's Delight

5.   Have You Ever Stepped In Dog Shit?

6.   My Thrashing Machine

7.   I'm Going Back To Wanking

8.   Balls To Ya Partner

9.   Seven Drunken Nights

10. The Condom Song

11. Tell Us Another One, Jack

12. Polly Wants A Doodle All Day

 

Anyone interested are welcome to e-mail me - and once the CD is released details of cost / postage will be given out.

 

The CD is recorded in New South Wales, Australia.

 

 

Jack

 

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